NFL Preview Part II: AFC East

Moving clockwise along the division list and staying in the AFC, we come to last years' worst division in football, the AFC East. Last season, the AFC East, aside from New England, could only be described as "shit-tastic." Possibly the only reason The Pats even had the opportunity to go undefeated was because of this stupid division. It's not quite as bad this year with Brett and the Jets and an improved Buff and Miami (sort of), but...whatever, let's get to the picks.

1) New England Patriots

They retained Randy Moss which means they should still have the best offense in the league because when he's trying, his team always does. The only team that could possibly challenge them are the Jets and...they won't

Fantasy Friends: None

2) New York Jets

This is the place where the stupid idiot Brett Favre time wasting machine finally ended. I have to say that I am rooting against The Jets because I want Favre to fail. I just don't want anything good to come out of this situation. The problem is, the Jets have solid receivers, a good O-Line, a good running back, a boring coach, and now a future Hall of Fame Quarterback. There's no reason this team shouldn't make the playoffs, especially if they pull out a win against the Pats, which they could. I predict one win vs the Pats and one loss vs the Bills and a Wild Card spot.

Fantasy Town: None

3) Buffalo Bills

Buffalo isn't terrible, but they're certainly not at all good. Buffalo is sort of the Cleveland of New York. I think I'm done talking about the Bills.

Faaantassyyy: Obviously Nobody

4) Miami Dolphins

This division is unique because it kind of represents all tiers of NFL teams. New England being the elite team, Jets are above average, Buffalo is precisely average, and the Dolphins absolutely suck. They might be a little improved because of Chad Pennington who, unlike the other Miami quarterbacks, is not the worst starting quarterback in NFL history. Their best player is a running back who is coming back from ACL reconstruction...their number one receiver is...Ted Ginn? This team sucks and I hate this division.

Buddies' Fantasy Fellows: Are you kidding me?