Hate.

I don't want to make these picks. Take them and go away.

Philadelphia at Arizona

These are spite picks so just know that I have hate in my heart when you're reading this.

I don't really see any reason why the Cardinals wouldn't win this game. Fitzgerald is the best player on the field, Andy Reid usually gets tired at around this point in the playoffs and gives up, McNabb is still a choker, God is on Kurt Warner's side, and the clincher: The Eagles BLEW OUT Arizona already this season, so they'll probably lose this time. I know that doesn't make sense, but that's what makes it right.

Pick: Cardinals

Baltimore at Pittsburgh

I feel like I know how this game is going to go so I'm picking against it. This is bound to be a tough luck loss for the Ravens, right? We've seen it already this season. Is Flacco really going to win the Super Bowl? ...Yes! He will! This season is so dumb. The biggest nerd ever known as "Joe Cool" is going to have his unibrow all over my TV and it's gonna be great, terrible, confusing...everything. Are we ready for Joe Flacco on the cover of Esquire? You better be. We are living in the Twilight Zone.

Pick: Ravens

Now go, leave me in peace.