Corrections

I'm not really sure if I should call these "corrections" but there's a few things in my earlier posts I'd like to comment on. First, in my baseball post, I proposed moving the Houston Astros from the NL Central to the AL West to even out the leagues. One reason they probably haven't done this is because that would make the leagues have 15 teams each which would make scheduling difficult. If you continue to only play your own league (until inter league play), there would be a team with three consecutive off days all the time (or something like that) and that wouldn't be fun. My proposed solution is to play inter league play throughout the season instead of during a couple month long periods or whatever they do now. The odd teams out in each league would play each other and then go back to normal. I don't really know how scheduling works but I'm sticking by my idea until someone writes in and proves that I'm an idiot.

In my Shockey article, I stated that he was the starting Tight End on something called "Team Doucheman." I may have been jumping the gun here. Shockey is certainly a jerk, but making the Douche Squad takes something special. For example, the real starting Tight End is HOLY SHIT THE ROCKETS JUST GOT RON ARTEST. IF THEY DON'T GET INJURED AND YAO PLAYS LIKE A MAN, THEY ARE A TITLE CONTENDER. Anyway, it's Jeremi Stevens (the ways I spelled both those names are probably wrong, but I feel like he spells it dumb. Plus, who cares? He's a douche). He talked so much trash before the Seattle/Pittsburgh Super Bowl only to drop several passes in a tight, poorly played game. What a douche.

I'm sure I've said more dumb things, but that's all I have for now.